You are a glamorous siren,
both flashy and classy, and you radiate an aura of luxurious warmth and
tenderness. Your eternal pulchritude leaves me forever breathless. Bewitched
by your sublime purity I drop to my knees and surrender to your
monumental beauty. Alas, my pitiful attempt to please you with
melodramatic gestures and pompous prose seems
to leave you unmoved, so I will say no more, except that...
...YOU ARE ONE SEXY
YOU GIVE ME A THROBBING HARD-ON!!!