WHERE DID MY PENIS GO?

Dick Dangler

December 26, 2009

I had sex last night with a lady with a giant pussy. She sucked me in like a vacuume cleaner. It was great! But when I woke up this morning, my three inch penis was gone. Where could it be? Could it still be in the giant pussy.
Ladies, search your pussies and if you find a penis up there. Please wrap it in a pair of panties and send it to me. I am at my wits end without my little Rodger.  
           Yours Sincerely
           Dick Dangler. (Pastor)

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Mr Salesmanship

December 27, 2009

It does not sound like you had a 'great' loss !

Mr "S"

Dick Dangler

January 21, 2010

Dear Mr S, How dare you talk about my little penis like that. I loved Rodger. Oh by the way, I saw you bending over last night to take off your smelly brown panties. What an ugly vagina you have. Please put it away. No one want's to look at THAT!
          Pastor Dick Dnagler (Mr)

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