Lily. . .
I'm working on him. . .we've spoken about it, but
at the moment, I think he's locked into a deal with the current host
of the website, so we're "waiting it out" so to speak.
I
would hope that most of the women (and men) on this site would
continue to contribute the way they do now. . .if that's the case, we
could probably dominate the internet for terms like: "should I get
labia surgery?", "are my large labia ugly?", and so on. . .we'd come
as a welcome reminder to the female population that pussy is sexy no
matter what it looks like, and I'm sure we'd catch a few young girls
just before they went for the surgery, which would make it even more
worthwhile, since we can help them avoid disfiguring themselves over
some dumb shit they heard someone say in a locker room at
school/college!
And as far as my responses go. . .I can't
tone down on them!
It's my personality baby! If I
toned down, I wouldn't be me.
That's the equivalent of labia
surgery to me. . .except I think you'd call this "personality
surgery" or some crazy shit like that.
If my responses make
you hot. . .then you have a few choices:
1) You could
contact my wife, and ask her if she'd be interested in having you as
a guest in our bedroom (I'm serious as a heart attack when I say
this).
2) You could stroke your clit while you think of me.
. .I'll even send you pics of me, and/or my cock if that'll help you
bust that major nut you've been waiting on me for. . .
3)
You could just be "hot" and sit there, and think about it being
bored.
Personally, I don't think option 3 is your best bet,
since you'd just be all moist with no one to help you fix that
problem, and no dick to turn the moisture into cream. Option 1
sounds good, but then if I have you come over, you most CERTAINLY
have to bring Sony with you -- she's a redhead, and I'm a sucker for
redheads (well unless you're a redhead. . .but fuck that! Bring
Sony anyway, because you never can have too many redheaded women
riding your cock if you ask me.).
If you decide on option 2,
let me know, and I'll send you some really nice pics of me to stroke
that pussy of yours to.
Regardless of what you decide, don't
be afraid to ask for what you want -- that's what this is all about
-- empowering our female visitors to this website.
I know
the fact that I'm married, but yet my wife and I are down for the
kind of things some married couples only dream about, may be a bit
nerve-racking to some of the "prudes" (if you think it's "strange"
for a married couple to invite other men and women into their
bedroom, this means you) that come by and visit the pages here on
SexyLabia. In regards to that, I suggest you try the same
approach. Be absolutely honest about everything you do, and
remember that you deserve to be happy unequivocally. I say, as
long as you and your spouse (or just YOU if you're single) do it in a
"clean" fashion, and can avoid spreading nasty ass diseases around,
go for it. Honesty is ALWAYS the best policy, and happiness is
ultimately why we exist on this planet (just seems most of haven't
gotten that yet). So for you married men that having been
craving some new pussy, maybe tonight is a good night to tell your
wife you love her to pieces, but you need some new pussy every so
often to keep the fire burning! Be honest with her. Tell
her it has nothing to do with her, it's just that as men, we have a
NEED to "conquer" new pussy from time to time. Maybe, you're
looking forward to being ridden like a horse because your wife
doesn't like that position, or perhaps you need a good blow-job with
someone who's face you can come on, because your wife doesn't like it
-- who knows?? If you're a woman and have been craving a double
penetration with your husband and some stranger, a big black cock, or
maybe a group orgy, perhaps now is the time to tell your husband
that. Don't cheat. Cheating is for fucking retards who
have no sense of emotional direction. A "real" man tells his
wife how he feels. A "real" woman tells her husband how she
feels. Maybe he has a small cock, and you love him because of
everything else he does for you, but only a big cock will satisfy
you. Who knows?? TELL YOUR SPOUSE how you feel.
You'll be glad you did. Of course you will need to
exercise a little tactfulness, and not be a fucking moron when you
address these typically "sensitive" subjects. Still, honesty is
the best policy (have I said that yet?!?). If you can both put
aside the stupid fucking jealousy issues (which is really just a form
possessiveness and trying to "control" your spouse) that most couples
seem to have, trust me the world will flip over on its head to meet
your needs, and so will the sexy strangers you meet in the process.
=0)
I know some of the things that I say, are a bit
"outrageous" to some, but again, imagine where we would all be if
everyone in the world was just honest with everyone they know.
Shit. . .Obama would have been President sooner (or Hilary
Clinton -- we would have had our first WOMAN President -- can you say
"HELL YES?!?" -- and I'm a REPUBLICAN, but either of them I think
would have done a better job than what the GOP was giving us to work
with [McCain and Palin]. . .even though Palin is sexy as shit and is
a SUPER MILF!), AIDS would be cured (okay, maybe AIDS wouldn't be
cured), and there'd be a hell of a lot LESS sexual frustration!
Shit. . Hitler may not have gone nuts if he had some good pussy
from time to time. Sadaam Hussein might still be alive if he
had some good pussy, and focused on fucking instead of trying to
acquire weapons of mass destruction (which we never did find. . .what
the fuck was that all about anyway?!?).
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
(Iran's new "so-called" President) needs some good pussy, so he can
stop focusing on the "arms race", and realize that building nuclear
weapons is totally unnecessary if you have a woman who can ride your
cock good enough! But in his case, we don't even know if he
should be President. The people of Iran seem to think that
fucker "stole" the election (Google it if you have no clue what the
fuck I'm talking about). He pulled a fast one (like our former
G.W. Bush did in his first election when the votes in Florida got all
"fucked up" supposedly -- even though I did vote for him in the first
election [and yes I admit the second one too]! I thought that
was underhanded though!).
Somebody needs to send Kim Jong Il
some good pussy too! (for those of you living under a fucking rock,
that's North Korea's "God" -- and no he's not really a "God" he just
has the people in his country misled to the point where they think
he's a God. They should just overthrow him, and kick his
fucking ass.) North Koreans wouldn't even be able to see a
website like this one, because the North Korean Government (I mean
"Monopoly") filters their internet! Can you believe that
bullshit!?? Anyway, I try to focus on positivity whenever
possible, so not to digress here, I just mention the above names to
give you folks some contrast here. Now I know I've said that
"all people are beautiful", but those two bastards are the ugliest
fucks I've ever seen! Probably because their attitudes suck
ass. But then I know my ladies will back me on that because we
all know it doesn't matter how good you look if you open your mouth
and your foot gets inserted into it the second you do.
Anyway, just my two cents. . .love 'ya all.
Lily. . .let
me know what you want to do!
Either way, I see a nice orgasm
in your near future! =0)
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